Spring injury report

BRIAN

Head scalping sustained at the Gamble residence while trying to load an aerifying machine up into a covered trailer... Hit head on top of trailer. Skin flap removed a day later to revel ginormous golf looking divot.

ROBYN

Finger laceration sustained at the Hamilton Residence while loading miter saw into the truck. Slipped out of hands- mutilated index finger guts splattered on the garage floor. Missing skin was never located.